So...for all of you out there wondering what "NKOTB" stands for.....that's right...you got it...
NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK!!!!!
I had the absolute privilege of attending their concert last night with my momma and let me just say.....that, after 15 years in hiding.....THEY STILL ROCK THE HIZZY!

This is how I remember my boys years ago.....ahhh....

And, of course....Joey...my one and only true love (or so I thought at the age of 9)

I made sure to kiss Joey every night before I went to bed.....somehow, I just knew that he could sense my smooches and would come looking for me....and sweep me off my feet and marry me.....I had it all planned out....
My family and I would move to Boston and I would finish up elementary school there to be near him and his family....When he toured, I would get a tutor to come on the road with me (along with my parents, of course) When he had breaks from his music, he would join me and my She-Ra lunch box for some munchin' and talking...and probably kiss me on the cheek when nobody was looking!!! Then, when I turned 18, we would get married and live happily ever after.....

What? Is that not how it works?????
I put all the pieces together and it seemed pretty darn clear to me.....
NEW KIDS RULE!!!